Literally. I cannot get drunk. Or maybe I have a misunderstanding about what it means to be drunk.
You see, regardless of how little or how much I drink, I either feel nothing or I feel awful. There's no feeling good part.
But tonight, I was in Florida with friends, so I thought to myself, "What the hell, I'll give this drinking thing a try." So I had a Smirnoff Ice, 2 shots of the above drink, and 2 other drinks. And I felt something, but it wasn't drunk.
There is one thing about not getting drunk. Okay, two. It saves me a lot of money because it causes me to rarely drink. And another is that I don't kill as many brain cells and do as much damage to my brain as I would if I drank more often.
This is a case where failing = good.
Since you don't like drinking very much you should use that to your advantage and charge people to be your DD. Charge cheaper than a cab so it works in everyones favor! You have fun AND make money :)
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